Eli Swither: more than meets the eye!
Postmodernist [irritatingly so] nellyfag butchdyke supernerdy third-gender glittery unicorn of specialness.
[Alright, so not much more than meets the eye.]

Eli frequently likes to imagine narration to accompany hirs life. Favorite imagined narrators are Sir David Attenborough, Robert S. McNamara, Carl Sagan, and Rebecca Havemayer.