Jonny B. Nasty was created from blue play-doh by a strange homeless man named Gepetto on October 7th some time in the mid nineteen eighties.One day while traveling through the city of El Paso Texas Gepetto found himself at a swap meet and decided a bottle of tequila seemed much more interesting than this tiny blue boy he had created, and traded little Jonny for a bottle equally as small (bastard)... Jonny had a better life after that anyway. A woman came and picked up this adorable boy not even 10 minutes later, taking care of him and raising him on the most wonderfully faggy diet of musical theater, tap dance lessons, the opera, and hockey (he had to get the BDSM from somewhere right?). When Jonny was 18 he went to a bar in Juarez, Mexico got effing drunk and woke up naked in a random field in Austin Texas the next day where he now lives. Jonny joined Kings N Things in mid June of 2007 and now they cant get rid of him. (HAHA)... Jonny also hopes to one day shed his blue play-doh shell and become a real boy.

Coming soon.